I meet my match in Japan

mobile entertainment unit

Where is my snorkle ?

Tai Sei Corporation ...

Tai Sei Ppl only need to apply :D

How long can the nipple stretch ?

the guy who took these got beaten up

Deeeeelicious !!!

This dude is awsome !!!

This dude is a dentist by profession and a second generation of Chinese migrant, borned and grew up in India.

MeiYang Chang on Wikipedia

He speaks better Hindi that put Samy Vellu to shame.

I tell you, the UMNO fellas and Malays should be dip their heads to the toilet bowl for still arrogantly holding on to uni lingual mentality.

I wish I am the monkey

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Indian nipple song

Muahahaha ... Nipple Nipple ....

Do not challenge a Pondan ?

Why proton is no match to Chinese auto industry players

Very eco friendly small vehecle

Chinese delights ...

Yucks :(

Latest babishop in town

Dunno got sell Roast Pork and Char Siew or not ...

I would love to have one of this at my home

Very effective to move around

Police patrol cars of the world

Top : Korean Police Patrol Car

Bottom : China Police Patrol Car

The most Tua Ki in Northen Malaysia

Long before Petronas Twin Towers come into the picture, KOMTAR (Kompleks Tun Abdul Razak), is tallest building in Malaysia when it was completed in 1986. It is located in the heart of George Town. When the skyscraper topped out it was the tallest building in Asia, by the time construction was completed it had however been surpassed by Seoul's Korean Life Insurance Building (KLI 63 Building). The 65-storey tower is a 12-sided geometric block, 760ft (232m) tall, sitting atop a 4-storey podium. The complex comprises office and retail commercial space as well as public and recreational facilities



The management of this building is now in hands of a company closely connected with UMNO and has ever since in degraded mode.


It is so badly maintained that in the past year there has been calls from NGOs in Penang to turn this building into Swift birdnest harvesting hub in view of so many vacant lots in it.

Yoga posture can be erotic too

Yum Yum ...

Milk taste the best ...

When freshly squeezed from the containers :D

What is she holding in her hands ?

Do you know what that is ?

Learn English and Madarin the Chinese way

Click the photo to enlarge

I failed this driving test question ...

Because I selected YES :D

Black Shop found in Penang

The signboard has been there for more than 1 year, the door is constantly lock. It baffles me what line of business this company does ....

The owner of this shop is Jim ?

and sure his dick can communicate :D

Her legs are so long ...

Slurrpps ...

The wonder of blue pill

Are you Horny today ?

credit goes to Sorhai beb_21 who got conned into buying the horniness essence while receiving horny care at the horny shop

My Idol Lin Zhi Ling (林志玲) is coming to town

Update :

She is schedule to appear in KLCC Suria at 1930 hours, 7th September 2007.



Lin Zhi Ling (林志玲) is coming to town ... i damn luv her voice, look, and character ...


simply melts my heart ....

You can also have her voice in the advertisement as ringtone

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Are you teochew enough ?

this is a Teochew confectionary made out of ginger, my dad introduce this to me since I was in kindergarden and i still like the taste even till today

Yahoo's latest venture in Malaysia

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• Yahoo Tailok Mee

My encounter with a Nigerian con artist

Earlier i logon to MSN and this Laura person buzzed me and cook up story that she got her wallet stolen in Nigeria and now starving because got no money to eat for 2 days.

laura says: laura gisbond
address:2,kola street,lantoro city:
laura says:
thats the city
laura says:
address ok
tuakilan says:okie
tuakilan says: and next ? country
laura says: state.....Ogun
laura says: country............nigeria
laura says: give me some 2mins
tuakilan says: i am in Miri
laura says: to find the nearest location for you ok
laura says: yes i know
laura says: i will give you the bank now
laura says: so how much can you afford to send to me
tuakilan says: i give you suprise
laura says : ok
laura says: but you have not write it down in your diary or whatever that you will need to take it to the bank
tuakilan says: i have written that down laura ...
laura says: ok dear
tuakilan says: so do next
laura says: ok dear
tuakilan says: so where is the address i can send the money to ?
laura says: its the one gave you before
tuakilan says: i mean western union bank
tuakilan says: which is the nearerst
tuakilan says: you do no expect me to send paper money via air mail to you do you ?
laura : ok
laura says: or any bank
laura says: ok
tuakilan says: any bank ? that was not what you told me
tuakilan says: come on be specific, i am very eager to help you
laura says: but all my effort to look up for a location here is abortive
laura says: ok i will try again
tuakilan says: how can i send the money to you? i am very much wanting to help you
laura says: ok i will find a location for you
laura says: just wait
laura says: ok
laura says: hong leong bank address:Lot 1090 & 1091, Jalan Merpati 98007 Miri, Sarawak
tuakilan says: bye i go and bank in now
tuakilan says : since the bank is close now, i have decided not to bank in the money instead i will get the next available plane ticket to Nigeria
laura says : ok
tuakilan says : i hope you are taking good care of yourself and no in the vicinity of bad people, safety first
laura says:
you can only call me to the hotel number here in Nigeria
tuakilan : okie i will see you tomorrow
laura says: but will you send the money tommorrow as psomised
tuakilan says:
i will bring the money along with me to Nigeria to bail you out, i could not see you suffer that much.
laura says : no go, send the money
laura says: i dont want you to risk your life because of me
laura says: and nigeria is a very dangerous place
laura says: ok
tuakilan says: i can't risk to see you risk yourlife alone in Nigeria, so i decide to come and get you out, so shall be there in 12 hours time
laura says : if you care for me then you follow what I told you to do
laura says : ok
tuakilan says : I decided to follow my instinct, I dunno why I have this special feeling about you so I will do the unthinkable, that is to fly to Nigeria to rescue you from the hardship that you are in now
laura says: no
laura says: send the money first
laura says: then you come over
laura says: my time ticket is up
tuakilan says: okie dear, i will get the ticket and then bring the money in hand with me
laura says: i will be expecting the information to pick the money as soon as you send it tommorrow in my email or offline
tuakilan says: okie dear ... expect to see me first then the money
laura says : ok
tuakilan says : I expect you to receive me at the airport in nigeria
laura says : yes
tuakilan says : then I can buy you food at the airport
laura says: once you get to the airport then you message me
laura says: and i will meet you
laura says: can i see your pictures
laura says: to know your face
tuakilan says : show me yours so tomorrow I can spot you from the crowd
laura says: ur photo
tuakilan says: share your photo too

I played along pretty well so i did a google search on this "Laura Gisbond" person

will local hypermarts have these ?

eh ... i got myself on Taiwanese TV leh ...

Engrish Class ... AKLEH

I saw dis roadsign when i drove past a road dis morning.


Question :

What does the alphabet means ?

The arrow pointing to KLCC is wrong

UPDATED
I got the answer thanks to google, but heck the arrow to KLCC still wrong leh ... just need to turn left using Jalan Ampang Hilir then can lead to Jalan Ampang.

Casino TuaKiLan commence business

Friends and aquaintances alike, you are cordially invited to invest your life savings in my one man casino operation which offers a legacy gambling game which Genting does not offer.

The game is very simple, the dice has 6 faces, consisting of crab, prawn, fish, coin, gourd and chicken. you can bet on one of the six items or more.

If the dice showed more than 1 face, then your payout will be doubled or trippled.

Mai Teng Lei Sau !!! 买定离手 !!!

Yahoooooo !!! I am hired by Durex leh

I receive a registered post today from the posman, see see from front

wow, I am hired by Durex leh ...

then open inside, got a survey form and a pack of 3 featherlite condom leh

so after i test drive i will write them answers .... wait ha you all.

... and finally for those whom are non Durex users Happy Farther Day :D